Uncle Cristobal has returned
He's sewn up with pesos and gold bars
The hypocritical family cries long live the bearded one
Uncle Cristobal has returned

To us, his little nephews, they told us he had cut out
To South America without a penny, all disheveled
My children, may the Virgin protect us
Rather than seeing his face again one day
In Buenos Aires he was trading
In some unknown product
He came back having made a fortune
Full of pretty gifts
A doll that pees, blows its nose
And has breasts that inflate with the mouth

Uncle Cristobal has returned
He's sewn up with pesos and gold bars
The hypocritical family cries long live the bearded one
Uncle Cristobal has returned

Since uncle is here, we smoke marijuana
We set off firecrackers everywhere, our parents don't complain
In the morning after the chocolate, we chew
And we spit six steps away like in Mexico
He was a guerrilla leader and hard as flint
He beat José Corral with a knife on a moped
Stabbed from ear to mouth
The other had a nice fly watering hole

Uncle Cristobal has returned
He's sewn up with pesos and gold bars
The hypocritical family cries long live the bearded one
Uncle Cristobal has returned

I will now describe him to you, he is small and cute
He has the exhaust pipe rather close to the grass
From feet to nose, he is full of scars
Stuffed with bullets in the sausage drawer
With his chops, he always knows where the wind is coming from
He has one gold tooth left right at the front
Cristobal, you smell a bit like a goat
Said my mother, offering him her lips

Uncle Cristobal has returned
He's sewn up with pesos and gold bars
The hypocritical family cries long live the bearded one
Uncle Cristobal has returned

Uncle died one day from forgetting to breathe
His fatal distraction made us, his friends, cry
Ashamed to see our parents joking
Around his still smoking body
But a ghost since punishes this ungrateful family
When these executioners bruised our buttocks with slipper blows
He comes at night to pull my mother's feet
Who immediately slaps my father

Uncle Cristobal has returned
He's sewn up with pesos and gold bars
The hypocritical family cries long live the bearded one
Uncle Cristobal has returned

Uncle Cristobal has returned
With pesos and gold bars
Nothing will be lost
For the will bequeaths the money to the nephews
Uncle Cristobal has returned

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