Nominated for the album victory
Wicked Monday, Gaël Faye
Ladies, Grand Corps Malade
Paradise, Ben Mazué
Grand Prix, Benjamin Biolay

So, an album victory
It's always an event in a career
Years of work rewarded
The grand prize goes to Benjamin Biolay

We didn't win but we had a good laugh
But it was still historic, that evening
Ha, it's cool that at 3:22 in the morning I'm not the only one struggling
Are you there, Fabien?
I haven't dared to sleep for two weeks
Because every time I fall asleep, I have the same horrible dream
But well, it's annoying, people who tell their dreams
Do you want me to tell you?
It's true that it's annoying, people who tell their dreams
Ha, general insomnia
Well guys, if you're not sleeping
Can you come to my place, right now?
I have something to show you, right now

(9th floor)
I'm invited to this birthday party
But my father forces me to disguise myself as a wall, of the facade
You see, I have bricks on my body, above, I have a flower pot
Hi guys
What did you want to show us?
Here, look
It's Benjamin Biolay's music victory
(Ooh, aah) album of the year
I passed by his dressing room, it was there, on the table, laid out (yeah)
He was in an interview at the press point next door (no way)
Me, originally it was for fun, huh
It was mostly to show it to you
And then when I took it, when I got it
Well, I don't know, I wanted to keep it
Ah yeah, ok, so you officially cracked

Ah, it's ok, we can keep it for a while
You see, I mean, the guy wasn't vigilant
He got it stolen, that's it
Besides, he'll never really know who it is
I think that since no one is really legitimate to keep it
We could do, uh, some kind of shared custody
Great idea, we'll do like for the kids
Week A, week B, week C
And while I'm thinking about it, if I can have it during the week of May 26
Because I have my uncle and aunt who are supposed to come
Ah no, I totally don't approve
Ah, it's ok, Gaël
Come on, let's go have a drink
Let's toast to Biolay

What is this victory made of? Because it's heavy
Gentlemen, I raise my glass to Benjamin Biolay
And to "the Superb" (ah yes)
Ah yeah, "The Superb", what a song
Yeah, and just for that one we should give it back to him
Ah yeah, you're not letting go
No, I'm making it a matter of principle
And we're going to give it back to him tonight

Yeah, who is it?
It's Grand Corps Malade, Gaël Faye and Ben Mazué
We wanted to know, can you come down?
Sorry to bother you, we messed up a bit
We're all three here, we have something to give back to you

It's okay guys, he's coming, he looks a bit pissed off
But well, he's coming down, that's the main thing
We give him his victory, we don't make a big deal out of it
Leave it, guys, I'll talk to him
You, Ben, you're drunk, shut up
Hello (hello) ha, well, sorry, huh?
I guess you know why we're here
Hey, do you know why you won?
You won because you called your album "Grand Prix"
(Stop) you see, me, the next one I'm going to call "Jackpot", my album
Stop, don't be childish, Ben, let him be
But give it back, give it back, let go of the victory, let go
What are you doing? (No, it's okay, remove your hand)
Why are you touching my hair, there? (I think he's drunk, remove your hand)
(He pulled my hair) damn but what are you? Damn but what are you?
(Ho-ho-ho) (shut up) (no, Gaël, no) (stop pushing me)

But damn, Gaël, why did you do that?
Ah, damn, you put the victory in his face
But damn, you killed him, look, he's not moving
Yes, yes, he's still breathing but we shouldn't leave him alone
Gaël, you're annoying, but why, damn, why?
Ah, it's okay, I didn't do it on purpose
He was going to strangle Ben, what did you want me to do?
It went off by itself, he was disrespecting us

"I didn't do it on purpose", that's a perfect excuse
"It went off by itself", that's not bad either
It will go very well when you are in front of the judge
Ah yes, it's perfect, really Gaël, thank you
Ah, okay perfect, they're leaving me behind
I see that it's in the real trials that we recognize each other
I remind you that none of this would have happened tonight
If no one had stolen this damn victory

It's okay, it's nobody's fault, don't panic
We'll sort this out calmly and all three of us
Ben, you're a doctor, what's your diagnosis?
Does he wake up in two minutes or is it more serious than that?
No, I'm calling 15, there's blood coming out of his ear
Stop, we don't have time, I hear people coming
But look at his pupils, I assure you it's not sleep
Come on, we carry him in my car and we take him
Open the door so we can put him in the back seat
Forget it, I have the baby seats, it's going to be a hassle (you just have to remove them)
It took me seven hours to install them, I swear, it's a nightmare
But we have to put him somewhere, what do you want to do?
We're going to put him in the trunk

(We're going to put him in the trunk)
(We put him in the trunk)
(We're going to put him in the trunk)

I don't know if you realize, friends
I'm taking a step back, I don't want to alarm you
It's five in the morning, we're driving in the middle of Paris
And we have Benjamin Biolay in my trunk
We have to stop the nonsense, we have to rush to the hospital
Yeah, but in the emergency room, we're going to get arrested
We drop him off at the door and we leave incognito
No, guys, I have a better idea

Who kidnapped Benjamin Biolay?
The question is on everyone's lips
And this morning the case is taking an incredible turn
A message broadcast by the kidnappers
They will release Benjamin Biolay
If he gives them the rights to his famous song "La Superbe"
What a strange request

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