I met the chick
At the bumper cars
She, she had the seven
And I had the twelve
Hers was green
And mine was green too
She was good, the chick
And it was her job, she was a maid
I asked her "do you come often
To the bumper cars?"
She told me she came often
That it made her happy
She asked me "but why
Are you asking me this?"
I told her "but why
Are you asking me this?"
We went to have a beer
Near the bumper cars
She seemed very happy
In her yellow dress
She wasn't really picky
She wasn't ugly at all
I, I had naughty thoughts
Under my yellow hair

Let's go, roll, roll little cars

I offered the chick
A ride on the bumper cars
She, she kept the seven
I, I took the eleven
The owner of the bumper cars
Who was very nice
As background music
He put on Johnny
While my idol was singing
The doors of the entire penis
The little cars were spinning, and spinning, and spinning, boom
And I was doing it on purpose
To bump into the chick, bam
Even once, without meaning to
She sprained her head, ouch
We went to have a beer
Near the bumper cars
She seemed much less happy
In her ugly dress
She seemed less in love
She told me thoughtfully
I have to go back to my landlady
What a disaster

I left the chick
Near the bumper cars
I asked her "but chick
Is that your real name?"
She told me you're stupid
It's my nickname, dumbass
My real name is Zézette
But it's a bit long
We ate together
A chocolate ice cream
She, she took raspberry
And I, I didn't eat anything
I wanted a meat ice cream
Yes but there was none left
Or maybe minced meat
But it drips down the cone
We went to have a beer
Near the bumper cars
I suddenly found her hideous
Her torn dress
I told her "you know little pisser
I prefer the bumper cars
You're not luxurious enough
But tell me, what time is it?"

Lalala, lalala, lala, what time is it?
Lalala, lalala, lala, what time is it?
Lalala, lalala, lala, what a jerk
(And let's go speed lovers, roll, roll little cars) lalala, lalala, lala
(We laugh, we have fun at Disneyland)
(The number 112 wins an inflatable E.T. or a cardboard VCR) lalala, lalala, lala
(Little Delphine is waiting for her mom next to the merguez stand) lalala, lalala, lala
(Attention, the owner of the 504 Pigeault registered 4012AA75
Is asked to move it, it's blocking the bus in the parking lot) lalala, lalala, lala
(And it's another soldier who wins a filled net with a bazooka inside)
Lalala, lalala, lala (let's go youth, we laugh, we have fun)
(The person who lost a leather wallet is asked to return it) lalala, lalala, lala

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