I have a friend who's loaded
He's a musician
He plays the electric guitar
With me on stage
When he plays too loud
He's being a show-off
So I tell him you're being a show-off

No kidding
I swear it's true guys
Cross my heart and hope to die
If I lie I'll go to hell

Guys who say I was born
On a tanker truck
Because I have bowed legs
And apparently it shows
I'm going to say it's nonsense
Because the truck actually
Wasn't as dull as that

No kidding
I swear it's true guys
Wooden leg, iron straw
If I lie I'll go to hell

The other day I woke up with a hangover
I looked awful and had dark circles under my eyes
I looked at my eyes and told them like this
Come on surrender you're surrounded

No kidding
I swear it's true guys
Wooden horse, iron curtains
If I lie I'll go to hell

Apparently a guy who bleaches his hair
Looks like a drag queen and it's ridiculous
Apparently drag queens when they move forward they move backward
I find it normal
They're the drag queens of retreat

No kidding
I swear it's true guys
Hangover, railway
If I lie I'll go to hell

With my twin brother
We look a lot alike
But you have to say that between the two of us
He's the most similar
The day we were born two beetles died
As soon as a child enters life an old man leaves it

No kidding
I swear it's true guys
Paul Préboit, Gaston Defer
If I lie I'll go to hell

No kidding
I swear it's true guys
Robin Hood, Hell's Rochereau
If I lie I'll go to hell

No kidding
I swear it's true guys
In life you must not care
If I lie I'll go to hell
No kidding
I swear it's true guys
No matter what we say or do
If I lie I'll go to hell
No kidding
I swear it's true guys
Cross my heart and hope to die
If I lie I'll go to hell
No kidding
I swear it's true guys
Yes the place or the reverse
If I lie I'll go to hell
No kidding

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