Coronavirus
You damn virus

You arrived one day from China
Go back there, let them quarantine you
In this country, where they eat dogs
Bats, pangolins
Me in front of my crappy TV
Between BFM and LCI
I'm constantly hit with Arlette Chabot
Or poor Roselyne Bachelot
I can't stand being stuck at home
I want to see the world, how it's doing
I want to breathe clean air
I want to get back to nature

Coronavirus
You damn virus
Coronavirus
You damn virus

And the worst part is that these bastards
They've closed all my bars
I can't even drink my water, peacefully
With my friends, it's despair
Not even a small restaurant
Closed due to confinement
Queueing with these idiots
For a poor McDonald's menu
The cashiers at Intermarché
Are fed up, and I understand them
They are masked all day
As for their salary, let's talk about it

Coronavirus
You damn virus
You scrounger of a virus
Coronavirus

Honestly, this good Doctor Raoult
Shat on by jealous colleagues
By big shots, by dignitaries
Who are scared of losing money
I tell you, this Mr. Douste-Blazy
Doesn't always talk nonsense
But this world, full of thugs
Who see evil everywhere
I don't care, I'm immune
I have thousands of antibodies
But I also have anti-idiots
You have to say, in France, they are legion

Coronavirus
You damn virus
You scrounger of a virus
Coronavirus

Fortunately, in these unhealthy times
You spared the kids
You didn't touch the children
These innocent little beings
They were able to skip school a bit
And live joyful moments
Without friends, without buddies
With their Nintendo consoles
Go on, you damn virus, finally
Kill our American friends
Well, they have another disease
It's Donald Trump, and his stupidity

Coronavirus
You damn virus
You scrounger of a virus
Coronavirus

Coronavirus
You damn virus
You scrounger of a virus
Coronavirus

You damn virus
Ta-ta-dam

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