Translation of Chanson Dégueulasse from French to English
His name was Hughes, he wasn't ugly
Not too dumb either, he lived alone
He didn't keep his tongue in his pocket
Otherwise, it would be his pocket that stank of bad breath
He indeed had a severe problem
Which had troubled him since he was little
He had the breath of an old camembert
The violent breath of a rotten spring
Like a guy who had eaten vulture
Made out with a herd of hyenas
He reeked from the mouth as if forever
He had embraced Le Pen's ideas
It stank a bit like a strike at a fish market
Like a forgotten garbage bag
Like a dead fish washed up on the shore
Like a carcass at the bottom of a ditch
Disgusting song but a deep song
A song a bit grimy like the world
He loved Julie and Julie therefore
Loved him in return, she who never
Had been able to conquer anyone's heart
Accepted the love that Hughes offered
The pretty Julie also had
A serious, major problem
Which had troubled her since she was little
She had smelly feet - just one? no, both
Like someone who had stepped in the head
Of Ducon-Pauwels or B.H.L.
Like someone who had made their socks
Out of an old Libé's cultural pages
It stank like the locker room at Parc des Princes
Like a wet dog dead for eight days
Like a Sunday barbecue in the countryside
Like a yellow jersey at the end of the tour
Disgusting song but a pretty song
A song a bit grimy like life
Both of them busy on their wedding night
Cleaning their teeth and feet
He scrubs his teeth with a scrub brush
Rinses them with diesel, eats soap
She locked herself in the bathroom
Cleans her feet with a soldering iron
Pours the sweetest perfumes on them
Shalimar, Opium, and Ajax W.C.
Arriving in bed, despite their efforts
The smell is foul, overwhelming, torrid
Suffocating as hell, a total turn-off
Their first love might be a flop
He says to her "darling, I must confess
My impossible drama, my secret pain"
She says "don't worry, I guessed it
My love, you ate my socks"
Disgusting song but a love song
A song a bit grimy like love
Disgusting song but a love song
A song a bit grimy like love
Disgusting song but a love song
A song a bit grimy like love
Disgusting song but a love song
A song a bit grimy like love
Disgusting song but a love song
A song a bit grimy like love
Disgusting song but a love song
A song a bit grimy like love
Disgusting song