You always end up coming back
Out of nowhere, a hair in the soup, without warning
With your bag of clothes and a twenty-four pack
"Can you host your old buddy?"
You tell me pitifully that it's for two or three days maximum
Just the time for you to get back on your feet

The thing is, you're not a cat
When you land, it's always flat-footed
Either you get yourself in trouble or you mess up
Your life looks like a black eye
You scare happiness away like a scarecrow
No wonder no one wants to see you anymore

It's been two months since you crashed in my basement
You let yourself go, you chill in a tank top
Grab your rags, find yourself an apartment
I'm even ready to take on the lease
Because my girlfriend really wants you to leave

You're never reliable, you blow your paychecks
On Friday, you don't come home when you're hungover
You're always between two 4%
When your boss fires you, it's not your fault
When your girlfriends leave you, the problem is always them
Anyway, no one understands you

It's been two months since you crashed in my basement
You let yourself go, you chill in a tank top
Grab your rags, find yourself an apartment
I'm even ready to take on the lease
Because my girlfriend really wants you to leave

We hear you come in late at night
And you sleep all day on the sofa bed
While we go to work
It seems like you're stuck in time
Like you stopped evolving at sixteen
Dude, do you know the party is over?

It's been two months since you crashed in my basement
You let yourself go, you chill in a tank top
Grab your rags, find yourself an apartment
I'm even ready to take on the lease
Because my girlfriend really wants you to leave

It's been two months since you crashed in my basement
You let yourself go, you chill in a tank top
Grab your rags, find yourself an apartment
I'm even ready to take on the lease
Because my girlfriend really wants you to leave

So that's that, ciao bye

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