He's hurt, Leon
He's wearing a bandage, Leon
He's hurt, Leon
Oh, poor Leon

First of all, his name is not Leon
But I can't remember his name
I can't call him Hortense
And it doesn't matter anyway

He's hurt, Leon
He might kick the bucket, Leon
He's hurt, Leon
Oh, poor Leon

We took him to the hospital
To bleed him where he was hurting
He got hurt in the street
But they treated him somewhere else
And he died!

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