We wish you a shag at Christmas,
We wish you a shag at Christmas,
We wish you a shag at Christmas, and all through the year.

Chorus:
Rubber johnies we bring to stuff up her quim,
We wish you a hump at Christmas and all through the year.

Now bring us some lusty women
Now bring us some lusty women
Now bring us some lusty women, and bring them out here.
Chorus

For we all like a bit of poking,
For we all like a bit of poking,
For we all like a bit of poking, so bring them out here.
Chorus

We won't go until we shag 'em,
We won't go until we shag 'em,
We won't go until we shag 'em, so bring them out here.
Chorus

I likes it when she sucks it,
I likes it when she sucks it,
I likes it when she sucks it, so why not suck here.
Chorus