In days of old there lived a maid,
She was the mistress of her trade,
A prostitute of high repute, the harlot of Jerusalem.

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Hi Ho Kathusalem, Kathusalem, Kathusalem,
Hi Ho Kathusalem, the Harlot of Jerusalem.

It was a fact, she had a crack,
With hair so thick it could contract,
To fit the tool of any fool, who fucked in all Jerusalem.
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Now in a hovel by the wall, a student lived with but one ball,
Who'd shagged them all, or nearly all,
The harlots of Jerusalem.
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One night returning from a spree, his customary hard had he,
And on the street he chanced to meet,
The harlot of Jerusalem.
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He laid her down upon the grass,
Lifted her dress above her arse,
He grabbed his prick and made a pass,
At the fuck-hole of Jerusalem.
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But she was low and underslung,
He missed her twat and hit her bung,
Planted the seeds of many a son,
In the arse-hole of Jerusalem.
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Along came an Israelite, the bloody awful bastard shite,
He said he'd come to spend the night,
With the harlot of Jerusalem.
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So when he saw the grunting pair,
With roars of rage he rent the air,
And vowed that he would soon take care,
Of the harlot of Jerusalem.
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He seized the student by his crook,
And swearing on the Holy Book,
He flung him into Gabriel's brook,
That flows throughout Jerusalem.
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Our hero rising from his plight,
Got the Israelite the bloody shite,
And stuffed him up with all his might,
The arse-hole of Kathusalem.
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Kathusalem, she knew her part,
She spread her legs and blew a fart,
And blew the bastard all apart, right over old Jerusalem.
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And buzzing like a bumble bee,
He caught his arse-hole on a tree,
Let that to you a warning be,
When passing through Jerusalem.
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She gave birth to illigits, little shits with swinging tits,
Who sold their slits for threepenny bits,
The Harlots of Jerusalem.
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