My Grandfather's cock was too long for his jock,
So it dragged ninety yards on the floor,
It was bigger by far than the old man himself,
And it weighed not a pennyweight more.
With a horn on the morn of the day that he was born,
And a horn on the day that he died,
My Grandfather's cock was too long for his jock,
So it stood for his honour and pride.