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I used to work in Chicago, in a department store,
I used to work in Chicago, but I don't work there anymore.

A lady came in the hatshop,
"What kind would you like?" I said,
"Felt," she said, Felt her I did,
I'll never work there anymore.
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A lady came in for gloves one day,
"What kind would you like?" I said,
"Rubber," She said, rubber I did,
I'll never work there anymore.
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ŠA lady came in for a sweater one day,
"What kind would you like?" I said,
"Jumper," She said, jump 'er I did,
I'll never work there anymore.
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A lady came in for a cake one day,
"What kind would you like?" I said,
"Layer," She said, lay 'er I did,
I'll never work there anymore.
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A lady came for a ticket one day,
"Where would you like to go?"
"Bangor," She said, bang 'er I did,
I'll never work there anymore.
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