Well I woke up this morning found some sick on my shoes
Lawny lawdy mama got the hesitation blues
Tell me how long do I have to wait
Well the girls a-come and get me, lordy don't you hesitate

Well I'm standing on the corner with a tenner in my hand
Looking for a woman needs a dirty old man
Tell me how long do I have to wait
Well the girls a-come and get me, lordy don't you hesitate

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
I can pluck your pheasant 'til the pheasant plucker come
Tell me how long do I have to wait
Well the girls a-come and get me, lordy don't you hesitate

Well I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants cos the pheasant plucker's late
Tell me how long do I have to wait
Well the girls a-come and get me, lordy don't you hesitate

Well the rooster says Cock-a-doodle-do
But my sister says Any dude'll do
Tell me how long do I have to wait
Well the girls a-come and get me, lordy don't you hesitate

Well there's just one thing I don't understand
Why a bow-legged woman loves a knock-kneed man
Tell me how long do I have to wait
Well the girls a-come and get me, lordy don't you hesitate

Well I'm upside down and the way that I can tell
Is my nose runs and my feet smell
Tell me how long do I have to wait
Well the girls a-come and get me, lordy don't you hesitate

Well there's a whole lot of verses and this will be the last
I'd sing another chorus but I really can't be arsed
Tell me how long do I have to wait
Well the girls a-come and get me, lordy don't you hesitate
Well the girls a-come and get me, lordy don't you hesitate