Hello baby... eerm yes, this is Ivor Biggun speaking
Ooh, you little bobby dazzler, do I what?
Will I what? I'd probably do myself a mischief but
Ooh baby you know what I like..

Chantilly lace and a pretty face
And a pony-tail a-hanging down
And a wiggle in her walk
And a giggle in her talk
Oh heck it makes the world go 'round
There ain't nothing in the world like a big eyed girl
To make me act so funny make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose like a long necked goose
Ooh baby you know what I like

Eerm... I beg your pardon but... but... but me bicycle's broken
But... but... oh you cheeky pup you should be ashamed of yourself
Ooh baby you know what I like

Chantilly lace and a pretty face
And a pony-tail a-hanging down
And a wiggle in her walk
And a giggle in her talk
Oh mother it makes the world go 'round
There ain't nothing in the world like a big eyed girl
To make me act so funny make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose like a long necked goose
Like a girl ooh baby that's what I like

Eerm... what's that honey? Pick you up at eight and don't be late
But I ain't got no money, honey and my mum insists that I'm in bed by half-past ten
What's that? Ooh baby you know what I like...

Chantilly lace and a pretty face
And a pony-tail a-hanging down
And a wiggle in her walk
And a giggle in her talk
By gum it makes the world go 'round
There ain't nothing in the world like a big eyed girl
To make me act so funny make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose like a long necked goose
Like a girl ooh baby that's what I like