You met him and you were so excited
The next day you told all your girlfriends about it
He's really nice and all, he checks in every day
He's totally different from the others, not such a mega-jerk

Yeah, and you really think
You could be his girlfriend
But he knows exactly
Yeah, who wants to fuck has to be friendly

Because women fake an orgasm, men fake love
And if you say that's not true, then you don't know many
Men smile at you so sweetly and they always act so nice
But the only thing they want is you, naked in their bed
Ah, naked in their bed
Ah, and then they send you away

Uuh, you know what?
I think it's just not meant to be between us
But ah I really have to go now
And now you're crying all night again
Hey, what have you gotten yourself into again?
You think you can't find a better guy
He's probably not that bad, he's just afraid to commit

And you really think, you could be his girlfriend
But he knows exactly: Yeah, who wants to fuck has to be friendly

Because women fake an orgasm, men fake love
And if you say that's not true, then you don't know many
Men smile at you so sweetly and they always act so nice
But the only thing they want is you, naked in their bed
Ah, naked in their bed
Ah, and then they send you away

Hey, I mean this is uncomfortable for me now
And I'm a bit sorry but it's just complicated
I mean women, they want love
And security
And children
Lots of children
And affection
And attention
And an open ear
And a superhero
And all of that in one person and at the same time
So and we men, I mean we just want to fuck
And a bit of intercourse
And a bit of sex every now and then
And if you could fuck with us at the same time, that'd be great

Women fake an orgasm, men fake love
And if you say that's not true, then you don't know many
Men smile at you so sweetly and they always act so nice
But the only thing they want is you, naked in their bed
Ah, naked in their bed
Ah, and then they send you away

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