I want to stay home all weekend, pretend I'm on vacation
Spend 48 hours without wearing pants
A bottle of gin, a bag of lemons
Mineral water, drinking gastonic
Do you get dolled up for Friday? Not going out kills you
Me, like Hugh Hefner, in a robe all my life
Lying down watching stand-up, we're not into soccer
Relationship goal, laugh
Harley Quinn and the Joker
My girlfriend and I, millennial Romeo and Juliet
If instead of taking poison, they had rented an apartment
Yes, I'm lazy and she's lazy
I went to couples therapy
We are the new long-lasting relationship
For the press, we are front page news
It's two in the afternoon and we're both still in bed in pajamas
The neighborhood meeting complains
Please, when the delivery guy arrives
Don't go out in your underwear, sir

I'm not going to leave the house
I'm not going to leave the house
I'm not going to leave the house
I'm not going to leave the house

I want to stay home all weekend
Pretend I'm dead
The phone rings and I don't answer
I ignore social media, forums, and my homies that I adore
My girlfriend sitting next to me (My love), I ignore her too
Did you take the dog out? Was I supposed to walk him?
I left the treadmill on, I put a diaper on it
Pizza towers
They come in pairs
I fail homeschool
I don't do household chores
Amazon Prime, Netflix, my home life
I look like malware
I get everyone's password
They insist on being social, confirming invitations
And I'm canceling plans without giving explanations
Apathetic, during the day I'm dramatic
The youth is gone and I forgot to die quickly
Now late Sunday, my only fear
It ends and work starts again, eh

I'm not going to leave the house
I'm not going to leave the house
I'm not going to leave the house
I'm not going to leave the house

Going out with friends (cancel the plan)
Going to my mother-in-law's house (cancel the plan)
My nephew's baptism (cancel the plan)
You were going to be the godfather (cancel the plan)
We urgently need to shop (cancel the plan)
Weren't we going to do laundry? (Cancel the plan)
We have to go to mass (no way, seriously, man?)
We're not leaving the apartment (never ever)
I'm not going to leave the house, house
I already told you, I'm not going out, dude
Tell Milo to come record at the house

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