No! No! No! est une chanson en Anglais
At the appliance shop I bought a filthy book
Locked in the lav I had a bloody good look
There was a naked nude lady and a man dressed the same
Doing something very rude with a funny foreign name
I think it was called 'Ferrétillio'
Which is Spanish for "blowing the bugle"
I went 'round to my girlfriend's house but she said "Ooh
That's not very nice and I don't want to know"
So I tactfully said "Forget that it's a cock
Pretend your at the seaside, and it's a stick of rock"
She said "No! No! No!, no that's flat
I could never never do a filthy thing like that"
She said "No! No! No!, no that's flat
I could never never do a filthy thing like that"
She said it was called 'Ferreterloranio'
And was named after an Italian racing driver
Well I filled her up with Whisky and I filled her up with gin
But she still wouldn't do it 'cause she said it was a sin
I even had a bath but the answer was the same
She wouldn't do the thing with the funny foreign name
It was called something like 'Ferreterlerulio'
I said it would protect her from tonsillitis
But she wouldn't swallow that
She said "No! No! No!, no that's flat
I could never never do a filthy thing like that"
She said "No! No! No!, no that's flat
I could never never do a filthy thing like that"
Next day a man in a hat came knocking at the door
He said "You've won the pools, half a million or more"
With the cheque in m' pocket to my girlfriend's house I ran
To see if she was still a vegetarian
I said did she remember what a silly girl she'd been
About the sword-swallowing in that funny magazine
I said would she refuse me and treat me with disdain
Regarding the activity with the funny foreign name
She said "No! No! No!, no that's flat
I could never refuse to do a thing like that
She said "No! No! No!, no that's flat
I could never refuse to do a thing like that...
Mr. Fellatio, the ice-cream man
Hear him jingle jangle in t' ice-cream van
Mr. Fellatio, all the children say hello
To Mr. Fellatio, the ice-cream man