Verse 1 Welcome to our fabulous show,
Take a seat, tap your feet,
Let yourself go.
We've been putting in overtime,
Rehearsing for this pantomime.
Welcome to a most sensational show.

Verse 2 Welcome to the funniest show,
Hear the crowd laugh out loud,
In every row.
There's royalty and peasants,
And knights with shiny weapons.
Welcome to a most sensational,
Most hysterical show.

Verse 3 Welcome to our magical show,
There'll be spells, rotten smells,
Anything goes.
A legendary classic,
Full of witches and magic…

Verse 4 Welcome to our fabulous show,
Take a seat, tap your feet,
Let yourself go.
We've been putting in overtime,
Rehearsing for this pantomime.
Welcome to a most sensational,
Educational, most hysterical,
Mythological, non-historical,
Supernatural and very magical show