Chorus
(All) A funny thing happened on the way to Camelot,
He used to be a peasant and now he's clearly not!
He pulled the sword out of the stone,
He pulled it out all on his own,
And here's the funniest thing,
Arthur is the king!

Verse 1
(All) We stopped along the way to have a spot of bread and cheese,
Then in the spooky forest we were nearly eaten by trees!
Through the stream with monsters in,
Where Merlin did some magicking,
Then off to Camelot,
To finish off the plot.

Chorus A funny thing happened.....

Verse 2 We hope you have enjoyed yourselves at our pantomime,
We tried to make you laugh a lot and have a lovely time.
As usual there were loads of songs,
The whole thing went on far too long,
We hope you've had some fun
And your bottoms aren't all numb.
A funny thing happened on the way to Camelot!