Chorus
A funny thing happened on the way to Camelot,
I used to be a peasant and now I’m clearly not!
I pulled the sword out of the stone,
I pulled it out all on my own,
And here's the funniest thing,
Apparently, I'm the king!

Tell me. What exactly does a king do?

Verse 1
A king wakes up each morning and has breakfast served in bed,
He sits upon the toilet, where the newspaper is read,
Lies in the tub to have a soak, with bubble bath and smelly soap,
We comb the royal hair and powder under there!

Chorus A funny thing happened.....

Tell me again. What does a king do?

Verse 2
A king must have a tailor to dress him really posh,
A shiny crown upon his head to show us all who's boss.
He sits upon the royal throne, inside a castle of his own,
A sceptre in his hand, he bravely rules the land.

Chorus A funny thing happened.....

Can you go over it one more time, please?

Verse 3
A king must have an army, and for that he'll need some knights,
Dressed in shiny armour and getting into fights.
There's one more thing to bear in mind,
Importantly a king must find
And suitably impress a beautiful princess!
(Arthur) A beautiful princess?
(All) A beautiful princess!
A funny thing happened on the way to Camelot!