(Yo Vincent, it's Wonnie, I'm screwed)
(How could this happen? I was caught red-handed)

(What? Yes, I'm done for, she knows everything)
(It's not a problem at all, just say it wasn't you? She saw me)
(It wasn't you, bro, it always works!)

Sex chats on WhatsApp and she read everything
Tinder match with your ex and a hundred other girls
Smart home camera on the bed and she saw everything
Then deny everything, otherwise you won't survive
And if she sees two naked women jumping out of your closet
Just scream: "Help, there are two burglars"

Say: "It wasn't me"
Were you photographed doing it?
Say: "It wasn't me"
We'll get you out retouched
Say: "It wasn't me"
And half the city was watching
Say: "It wasn't me"
Say, it was someone who looks like you
Say: "It wasn't me"
She stalks you like the Stasi
Say: "It wasn't me"
We'll get an alibi for you too
Say: "It wasn't me"

Yes
Who stole the last yogurt from the fridge?
Do you happen to look like someone in a wanted photo?
Did you evade taxes and work under the table in construction?
Are you dipping into the cash register and it's on video?

Say: "It wasn't me"
That's not blood, it's tomato sauce
If the farmer can't swim, it's because of the swimming trunks
Just live your life, it's not that hard
It's not a lie, it's self-defense

Say: "It wasn't me"
Were you photographed doing it?
Say: "It wasn't me"
We'll get you out retouched
Say: "It wasn't me"
And half the city was watching
Say: "It wasn't me"
Say, it was someone who looks like you
Say: "It wasn't me"
She stalks you like the Stasi
Say: "It wasn't me"
We'll get an alibi for you too
Say: "It wasn't me"

Talk your way out when all fingers point at you
We'll silence all the so-called witnesses

Say: "It wasn't me"
Were you served by the police?
Say: "It wasn't me"
No matter, we have a better lawyer than them
Say: "It wasn't me"
And half the city was watching
Say: "It wasn't me"
Say, it was someone who looks like you
Say: "It wasn't me"
She stalks you like the Stasi
Say: "It wasn't me"
We'll get an alibi for you too
Say: "It wasn't me"

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