Got a free tray of garlic bread to the table, can't complain
Ordered a meatball starter and a mixed grill for my main
Had a bite of the Missus' halloumi it was great
How am I supposed to eat everything on my plate

So greedy
So greedy
So greedy greedy

Would you like to have a gander at the dessert menu
No we're very full, just the bill please and thank you
Shall we go pub for a swift half as a treat
No more room inside me, feeling absolutely

Why oh why did I eat all of the appetizer