I didn't ask for this
I didn't ask for this
I didn't ask for this
All these things and more I didn't ask for

A caterpillar in my salad
Another bastard Ed Sheeran ballad
Achy back, creaky knee
Crippling anxiety

I didn't ask for this
I didn't ask for this
I didn't ask for this
All these things and more I didn't ask for

Dead Friends
Bell-ends
A job that's unfulfilling
Getting kicked right in the balls
Classic Hymns for Funerals

I didn't ask for the roof above me
Or my gorgeous Wife who loves me
I got those things anyway
I got two kids and they're OK

I didn't ask for this
I didn't ask for this
I didn't ask for this
All these things and more I didn't ask for
Singing like this just makes my fucking throat sore
Skip it back to the first track
Let's do it all again