He'll go anywhere
Very nearly anywhere
He'll go there as long as his mobility
Scooter has got battery
(Don't spill him, please don't spill him)

The music festival
He loves best of all
See him four-wheel-driving around a circle pit
Not giving a shit

Johnny Teapots with your handle and your spout
Don't tip him up and pour him out
(Don't spill him, it just might kill him)
He might not be able to get back into his chair
And his carer doesn't even know that

He'll go anywhere
Very nearly anywhere
He will roll his bad old self right into camp
As long as there's an access ramp

Johnny Teapots with your handle and your spout
Don't tip him up and pour him out
(Don't spill him, it just might kill him)
He might not be able to get back into his chair
And his carer doesn't even know that
He'll go anywhere
Very nearly anywhere