Good afternoon everyone, and
Thank you for being here today
As we gather to honor the life of Trip Watkins
I'm Father O'Malley, and
I'll be honest with you
Trip and I didn't always, um, see eye to eye
We had our differences, as many of you know
But even, even, even in those moments

Father O’Malley!
You weren’t gonna bury me were ya?
You fuckin’ sneaky sack of shit!

I came back from the grave
Cause I forgot to say
Suck my dick and light my cig
And fetch me a titty mag
I’m already bored with this shit
Why did you even come to this?
Are you OK, bitch?
You look like you’ve just seen a ghost!
Boo!

You know Father O’Malley
Is probably diddling the alter boys
What? I’m just saying
It wouldn’t surprise me

I came back from the grave
Cause I forgot to say
Suck my dick and light my cig
And fetch me a titty mag
I’m already bored with this shit
Why’d you even come to this?
Are you OK, bitch?
You look like you’ve just seen a ghost!
Boo!

I came back from the grave
'Cause I forgot to say
Father O’Malley can choke on a giant
Hey!
I’m already bored with this shit
Why’d you even come to this?
Are you OK, bitch?
You look like you’ve just seen a ghost!
Boo!