Ain’t that a kick-kick-kick in the cunt?
I’m going fu-fu-fu-fucking nuts
How many kicks can this stupid cunt take?
Waking up today was a huge mistake

I woke up in a world of shit
Spilled hot coffee on my tits
I think I saw my neighbor’s dicl (gross!)
It’s gonna be one of those days

Ain’t that a kick-kick-kick in the cunt?
I’m going fu-fu-fu-fucking nuts
How many kicks can this stupid cunt take?
Waking up today was a huge mistake

How many kicks
How many kicks
How many kicks can this cunt take?

Oh! Wop-bop-a-loo-bop
Wop-bam-bunt
Every fucking day is a kick in the cunt!

When I took out the trash
I fuckin’ tripped and smashed my gash
The bullshit’s piling awfully fast
It’s gonna be one of those days

Ain’t that a kick-kick-kick in the cunt?
I’m going fu-fu-fu-fucking nuts
How many kicks can this stupid cunt take?
Waking up today was a huge mistake

Oh! Wop-bop-a-loo-bop
Wop-bam-bunt
Every fucking day is a kick in the cunt

Ain’t that a kick-kick-kick in the cunt?
I’m going fu-fu-fu-fucking nuts
How many kicks can this stupid cunt take?
Waking up today was a huge mistake

Waking up today was a huge mistake
Waking up today was a huge mistake
How many kicks can my cunt take today?
A kick in the cunt