I’ve got first date farts
Dancing in my butt
He thinks he getting me wet
But not like you’d expect

But not like you
When I think I’m gonna blast
I put his hand over my ass

And remember what my mama said
Don’t shit, don’t shit
Don’t shit, don’t shit
Mama, I don’t think I’m strong enough
He’s gonna make me blow my mud
Oh I’ve got first date farts
In my butt

At the end of the night
He looked deep into my eyes
I was so nervous
I thought I’d die
He ran his fingers up my thigh
And said

Please shit, Please shit
Please shit, Please shit
Mama, I think I found the one
He’s gonna make me blow my mud

Please shit, Please shit
Please shit, Please shit
Mama, I think I found the one
He’s gonna make me blow my mud
Oh I’ve got first date farts
In my butt