I’m so fucking bored
Hey! Father O’Malley
You can shut the fuck up any time now

I put my feet up on the pew
Open up a titty mag
The fuck else am I supposed to do?
You know I gotta look at some dope-ass titties

Oh for fucks sake
Now I can’t even light a cig
Without some uppity bitch
Flipping her wig

So I scream
Just fuckin’ dunk the kid already
I’ve been holding in a massive shit, ya know
Jesus Christ! Is this ever gonna end?
This baptism fucking blows

I said
Jesus Christ
This baptism fucking blows
Amen

Oh for fucks sake
Now I can’t even light a cig
Without some uppity bitch
Flipping her wig!
So I scream
Just fuckin’ dunk the kid already

Just fuckin’ dunk the kid already
I’ve been holding in a massive shit, ya know
Jesus Christ! Is this ever gonna end?
This baptism fucking blows

I said
Jesus Christ
This baptism fucking blows
Amen! Amen

Hey! Father O’Malley
You can shut the fuck up any time now
I put my feet up on the pew
Open up a titty mag
The fuck else am I supposed to do?

Oh for fucks sake
Now I can’t even light a cig
Without some uppity bitch
Flipping her wig

This baptism fucking blows
I said
Jesus Christ
This baptism fucking blows
Amen