Come back, baby! I’m a friend of your father
Wearing his thong is truly an honor
Look how my dong barely fits
Cause my dong was way bigger than his

The day before he died
He said, “Please wear this thong”,
With tears in his eyes.
I said, “I cannot accept your gift.
That’s your favorite thong and it just won’t fit.
But I guess I’ll try, but my dong is so big.
I hope you don’t mind if it rips.”

Come back, baby! I’m a friend of your father
Wearing his thong is truly an honor
Look how my dong barely fits
Cause my dong was way bigger than his

I can’t stress that enough!

He left a note with ink so faint
That said, “Take care of her, she's my saint!”

Come back, baby! I’m a friend of your father
Wearing his thong is truly an honor
Look how my dong barely fits
Cause my dong was way bigger than his

The day before he died
He said, “Please wear this thong”
With tears in his eyes
I said, “I cannot accept your gift
That’s your favorite thong and it just won’t fit
But I guess I’ll try, but my dong is so big
I hope you don’t mind if it rips”

Come back, baby! I’m a friend of your father
Wearing his thong is truly an honor
Look how my dong barely fits
Cause my dong was way bigger than his

I can’t stress that enough