Mmm
You guys jerked me around
But I’m standing tall
Go ahead keep jerkin me, guys
Now I can’t hold back
You’re gonna watch me explode

Every dong has its day
Every dong has its day
I’m gonna rub it in your face
I’m gonna slap it all over the place
This dong’s gonna ruin your day

Late last night I saw some guys
Giving my girl a hard time
She screamed and moaned
As they tied her up tight
So I walked over to set these guys right
Oh

Then all those guys got on top of me
You won’t like this dong when I’m angry
Keep jerk, jerk, jerkin’ me, guys
Keep jerk, jerk, jerkin’ me, guys
Keep jerk, jerk, jerkin’ me, guys
Keep jerk, jerk, jerkin’ me, guys

Every dong has its day
Every dong has its day
I’m gonna rub it in your face
I’m gonna slap it all over the place
This dong’s gonna ruin your day!

Every dong has its day
Every dong has its day
I’m gonna rub it in your face
I’m gonna slap it all over the place
This dong’s gonna ruin your day