What the fuck is this?
Trick or treat
Oh hell no, there’s no fuckin’ way!

Coming to my house
Begging like a bitch
Dressed up like a muppet
I’m about to lose my shit!

There’s no tricks or treats

You’re like fuckin’ forty-three
Holding out your pillowcase
I’ll fuckin’ rip it out your hand
Tie it over your empty head
And give you a fuckin’ lamp!

Coming to my house
Begging like a bitch
Dressed up like a muppet
I’m about to lose my shit!

Yeah, I dressed up as a mirror
Why?
Is that alright?
I just wanted you to see
What an asshole you look like!

Coming to my house
Begging like a bitch
Dressed up like a muppet
I’m about to lose my shit!

Oh!
Ok, ok, how
How dare you stand
in my fucking door and say
“Well, actually I’m dressed as a Wooly Willy”

No, no, bitch!
What do I look like?
You are a muppet!

You know what?
Fuck it!
I shoved Pop Rocks up your dick hole
Threw Chiclets at your bitch
Used wax lips to Charleston Chew her ass
She’s shitting fuckin’ Whatchamacallits
Gimme my fuckin’ flute!

Coming to my house
Begging like a bitch
Dressed up like a muppet
I’m about to lose my shit!
Coming to my house
Begging like a bitch
Dressed up like a muppet
I’m about to lose my shit!

This bitch-ass muppet ruined everything
Everybody go home!
Go home!
I’m done!
I have had enough of this shit!

You are a muppet!