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True Love & True Crime lyrics

Performer Bryan McKenna

True Love & True Crime song lyrics by Bryan McKenna official

True Love & True Crime is a song in English

I love my wife though. I do. I love her. I love her because we hate the same stuff. I think that is absolutely important in a relationship. Yes. Yes, Queen. Yes. No, I you when you go you gotta hate the same stuff. You gotta hate. All right, cuz we hate our neighbors right now. Like no, we hate. I wish they were here so they can hear me say it like we hate these people like. Cuz here's the thing we live in apartment building and we have very thin walls and all my neighbors do is fight. Okay, all they do is fight. Okay, and then when I see them in person, I have to pretend that I haven't been listening and secretly choosing sides in the arguments. I saw the guy recently and he was like, hey Brian, how you doing? I was like, well I'd be a lot better if you were a home a little bit more. I'm like you've been at the office a lot Jeremy. Who are you banging? Who are you banging? We also watch, we love, we love a lot of things we do together. We love horror movies, horror movies, we love horror movies, this is, yeah, we love horror movies. We, you ever, this is the thing though. We watched the movie recently. We just watched the movie, IT. I don't know if anyone saw the movie IT before. It's a good movie, you know. But my, I was talking to my buddy after the movie. That's what he says to me. He's like, bro, did the, did the movie scare you? Did the movie scare you? And I was like, no, because I'm an adult. I'm like, you want to make a movie that scares me? I'm like, make a movie about paying for health insurance. That's a scary movie. I'd be having heart palpitations watching that like, oh, here comes the thousand dollar co -pay. I'm like, no, no, not that. But do you ever have this happen to you? Like my friend, he got all serious about the movie. He took it way too, he was like, bro, yeah, but what would you do, bro? What would you do, man? If you were walking down the street and you saw a guy in a clown suit in a sewer holding a balloon, what would you do? Mike, I live in New York City. I saw three guys do that this morning. And I was just, just telling me you don't have any money and continue on with the day. We love watching that stuff. We like that. We want, we want love, true crime, love, love, true crime, love, true crime. Every true crime documentary should start with, we read it in a phone book. That's what I think. We love true crime. Here's the thing though about the, this is what, I don't know, man, like, we always watch it at bad times. Like we always watch true crime right before bed. That's not a good time to watch. The last one we watched was about an unsolved triple homicide. And then we just, to turn the lights off. Like every noise sounded like a home invasion at that point. I'm like, honey, are you there? She's already back in Canada. I'm like, great, thanks a lot. Here's my beef with true crime documentaries though. This is my issue with true crime. Is that there's men detectives. It's a problem. That's why none of these are solved. Because it's the truth. Because men by nature, not good detectives. We're not, we don't know what's going on. We have no idea. Guys, I'll prove it to you. Guys, how many times have you ever been a fight with your wife or girlfriend? And then midway through the fight, you're like, I don't even know what the fuck we're fighting about. I have no idea. It started with, do you want Chinese food? And somehow my mother's disrespectful. So how did I? That's why you gotta have women detectives, women detectives is what we need, okay? Okay, because women are crazy in the best possible way. You ever see a woman go out into friends, go out with her friends at brunch. She's with the new friend and the new friend's like, I've been dating someone new. Their friends are like, oh, what's his first name? I want to look him up. You ever see that? Women are like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Here's his birthday, blood type. And they're like, oh, first God damn name? Oh, first name? They're like, yeah, you can't be with him. He's got a picture with his mother. You can't be with him, no."
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