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New Health Trends lyrics

Performer Bryan McKenna

New Health Trends song lyrics by Bryan McKenna official

New Health Trends is a song in English

Something we're trying to do. Lately I've been trying to stay healthy. I try to eat right and you know, go to the gym and stuff. I don't like what I don't like. I don't like the new health trends that are going on right now. Right. All my friends are like, dude, gotta try CBD CBD, bro. Gotta try. CBD got put in every CBD CBD. I'm like, what is, what is CBD? Just like, it's weed but you don't get high. And I'm like, well why would I want to do that.

And now I got 17 empty boxes of dominoes and no one to blame it on by myself.

I have a buddy he's on, he's on WeightWatchers. Okay. He's on WeightWatchers. If you don't know what that is, that's a program where you can eat whatever you want, but everything is like points, right? Everything has points like an apple,is like a point, pizza's like 15 points, whatever it is. Right. And my friend, he's become like, he's become annoying cause he's turned into all of those people that has to post every meal on social media. You know as if we're all sitting at home being like, I wonder if Anthony ate.

Oh, he did good for him. Yeah. Good for him.

And it's annoying because the pic, like the pic, he always has like a caption that doesn't match the photo. You know what I mean? Like it'll be like in some inspirational quote like one door opens and another one closes the picture of steam broccoli.

Yeah. I don't think, I don't think that's what the Dalai Lama had in mind when he came up with the philosophy.

So he really bothered me one night. Right. So as a joke, I was going to play a prank on him. This is what I was going to do. I was going to send him a picture of a penis, not mine, just one I found on the internet and underneath it I was going to write if you ate this, how many points would it be? Yeah, like what a friend would do. You know what I mean.

So I Googled penises, turns out quite the selection by the way. I found one, I loved and I saved it on my phone and then my girlfriend was on my phone one night and she comes out of the bedroom and she's like, Brian, why is there a picture of the penis that isn't yours on your phone? And I said, Oh, that's for Anthony.

And uh, I was going to send it to him and ask him if he ate it like how many points would it be but when I say to you right now, it's not that funny. It doesn't sound that funny.

And she goes, you know what? That's really stupid because everyone knows it's three points and left the room. I was like, I love this girl.
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