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M&M's lyrics

Performer Bryan McKenna

M&M's song lyrics by Bryan McKenna official

M&M's is a song in English

We've had some wild stuff happen. Really have. Did you guys see what's going on with M &M's? M &M's, the candy, is in trouble. They're in trouble. I'm not making it up. They're in trouble. They had to change their spokes-candies to be less sexy. Because apparently, a lot of people want to fuck the green M &M. That it's a problem. I didn't realize it was such a problem for so many people. Peop, they're outside. They're outside protesting. It's ridiculous. If you don't know, they're outside protesting because she's in high-heeled go-go boots. That's got to be the funniest day in M &M's headquarters history. Those guys got to be like, oh, they're outside protesting. Oh, it's because it gives them diabetes? Huh, it's giving them boners. We got to do something about this. She's in high-heeled go-go. They're flipping out. I don't understand what's going on in this country. I don't understand it, it's un, so here's the thing, they're all out there flipping out about it. They're flipping out, OK. So this is what they did, OK, to make her less sexy, OK. She's in high-heeled go-go boots, OK, but now they put her in sneakers. Has that ever stopped a man, ever? In the history of mankind. Has there ever been a dude who's like, I would have had sex with that girl, but she's wearing Converse, so that's out. He's like, no! Look, I'm married. I love my wife. I want to have sex with my wife at all times. I don't care what is on her feet, okay? I don't even know if she has feet. I've never looked, I don't give a shit. I do think, I do, I do think they, look, I don't want you guys to get the wrong impression of me. I do think they should have leaned into it though. I do, just make it all sexy. Make all the candy sexy. Put all the M &Ms, throw them in thongs, throw them out there. Like who can change the slogan, it melts on your balls, not on your hands. Just have a little fun with it at this point. It's, cause you know, if they did that, all the other candy's gonna start following up. And that's gonna be amazing. Some of the candy's names don't even have to change. Blow pop? You're just like, you don't have to change that one. That's fine. Reese's Pieces double-d cups who would need those who would I'd be motorboating the bag."
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