To start my little day off right
And wake myself up, I had a coffee
An arabica, black and strong
I put on my parka, now I can go

"Where are you going?" my loved one yells at me
"Let's have a coffee, I just woke up"
Being early and a bit forced
I change direction and have another coffee

At quarter to eight, I must admit
The offices are empty, one could get bored
But I stay calm, I know how to adapt
By the time they arrive, I have time for a coffee

The day picks up, everyone can work
At least until coffee break time
My secretary comes in, "strong as you like it!"
Oh shoot, I just had one, well, now that it's made

A business lunch near the trail
The weather is great but I feel stressed
My colleagues laugh "relax René!"
"Have a good cigar and a little coffee"

Once finished, my exhausted colleagues
Call a taxi, oh but I want to jump!
Oh, I do all of Paris and I see a bar
I order a decaf but re-caffeinated!

I arrive at the office, my secretary tells me
"You're a bit late, I was worried!"
I throw her out the window, she had it coming
Anyway, I have to go home but first a coffee

Waiting for the metro I get harassed
A little old lady says "do you have the time please?"
I break her head and push her onto the platform!
I rush home and then I serve myself, guess what

"Dad, my Dad! I'm first in class!"
Damn but what? Are you going to stop bothering me?
Oh but he's stupid, this kid and he starts to cry!
I lock myself in the kitchen, there's a bit of coffee left

And it's been fourteen days that I've been locked up
I'm alone in my kitchen and I'm drinking coffee
I should really sleep but the cops will catch me
So I nail the doors shut and have more coffee

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