"Hello, this is to take care of the children"

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
It's the children's party
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Once a year

There will be lots of toys
Robots and dolls
How are they made?
I'm going to explain to you
They are little Chinese
Paid one euro per month
Who are starving all year round
All this for your toys

Hey
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Your grandparents will tell you
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Unless they're dead

"This year I have 2 Christmases"
"Wow, you're so lucky"

One Christmas at mom's
One Christmas at dad's
Your mom gives you big gifts
Your dad doesn't give you any
Do you know why this year
Mom is so nice?
It's because she took half
Of everything dad had

Hey
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
If your sister has more gifts
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
It's because you're adopted

"Come on kids, do you have any questions?"
"Why does Santa Claus sleep outside?"

It's not Santa Claus
But a man just like him
And surely he's not sleeping
But he's frozen to death

"Why is dad going out with a 25-year-old girl?"
"Hmm"

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
It's the children's party
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Once a year

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