Do you kids want to hear a new song? (Yes)
Okay, attention

Once upon a time, not too long ago
(Stop!)
Stop? Why
Rather take a fat beat from Pauli
Okay, attention

Once upon a time, not too long ago
In an unknown land not too far away
There was this strange creature
You've never heard or read about it
It lived deep underground
It became lazy and fat, it lived unhealthy
No, it preferred not to move at all
And if anywhere, then rather lie down
Oing or woof, it grunted or barked
And because of its thick fur, it endured any cold
And liked to show off, look what I can do
First nibble on the bone and then wallow in mud
It was a mix, if you know what I mean
A dog at the front and a pig at the back
And this little pig dog, had no worries
Because everything he had to do, he preferred to do tomorrow

Somewhere underground
Lives my little pig dog
I can't defeat him today
He just lies around
Doesn't lift a finger
He won't let them be bent

And this pig dog shirks tasks
Actually, he's only happy when sleeping in
All fingers stay straight
None is bent, yes that's his situation
What he likes to do most, do nothing
And once he's achieved that, rest
Every day, every night, leisure time
Did the last dishes, stone age
And everything that still needs to be done today
Is at the top of the "Not To Do List"
Yes, he loves it when a plan works
But loves it even more when absolutely nothing happens
The alarm clock rings (don't get up)
The phone rings (don't answer)
The DHL man comes with a package in his hand for the neighbors
(Don't accept)
Yes, I wanted to ask
Will you accept this package for Mrs. Fox?
No

Somewhere underground
Lives my little pig dog
I can't defeat him today
He just lies around
Doesn't lift a finger
He won't let them be bent

And even if people complain about it
And can't always love this pig dog
In the end, everything or [?]
That we can blame everything on him
And if you sing this song with us
It's important that you remember
Give everything
He would never do that himself
That would be too exhausting

Somewhere underground
Lives my little pig dog
I can't defeat him today
He just lies around
Doesn't lift a finger
He won't let them be bent

And all fingers go
Oh oh oh oh oh
And all fingers go
Oh oh oh oh oh
And all fingers go
Oh oh oh oh oh

But none of them will be bent today
That's what the pig dog said

And all fingers go
Oh oh oh oh oh
And all fingers go
Oh oh oh oh oh
And all fingers go
Oh oh oh oh oh

But none of them will be bent today
That's what the pig dog said

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