Me, my grandmother, she's a superhero
Oh really? Does she have a cape?
No, she has a cane and then she has powers
Wow, lucky

Hello young people

My grandmother is celebrating her ninety-nine years today
Believe me, she's all there, she has all her teeth
She talks about getting back into sports, she has managed to stay young
She breaks all the records on PlayStation

She's the only woman her age to do her shopping while running
Her friends have been in the cemetery for a long time now
Grandma has resumed evening classes at the Sorbonne
She bites into life like into an apple

Super Granny, watch out for the shocks
Super Granny, you will bury us all

My grandmother is very trendy for a woman her age
Don't trust appearances, she has a few tattoos
People who say she's crazy are fools
All because she wears a little belly button piercing

She knows how to walk on her hands, she also knows how to build furniture
Keep big dogs at bay, climb buildings
She said stop, stop to cigarettes
My grandmother is an athlete, my grandmother is Mr. Clean

Super Granny, watch out for the shocks
Super Granny, you will bury us all

My grandmother is celebrating her one hundred and forty-one years today
And I'm not all there anymore, I don't have all my teeth anymore
To celebrate her many nominations in the record book
She walked around the world three times and she's still running

How far will she go? We ask ourselves the question
Could she be eternal? We have to face it
She plays the cello and solves equations
Her doctor, Dr. Michel, has gone into depression

Super Granny, watch out for the shocks
Super Granny, you will bury us all

Super Granny, watch out for the shocks
Super Granny, sometimes it's scary
Super Granny, we don't have time to say "phew"
Super Granny, it's true that she has resources
Super Granny, but now, Granny, you're pushing it
Super Granny, you will bury us all

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