I only drank a few shooters
And a few pints
So pour me a glass
So I can get wasted

Ok! Riddle
Who is so soaked that if you light your lighter next to him
The guy catches fire instantly?
I drink it like it's milk, and I'm not talking about Actimel bottles
Wasted, I defy the laws of gravity like David Belle
My face is swollen, I don't have a cutlet
Luckily I have my eye drops
Pool! Eye shot!
I drink until my throat rots
I can't walk anymore, I'm stumbling
I could blow into a pregnant woman's nose and make her abort
I count on my fingers how many cigarettes I have left (hm, four and a half)
Then I burst into the bar like a wrecking ball
"Asshole, you piece of trash! Ha, thanks!"
I feel like I'm starting to get smashed
Ooh, I'm going to end up ripped like the Velcro on your Schott jacket
Bartender, pour me a few more shots
Chills!
Soon I see that pasture where bison grass grows
I grab a pair of boobs
I find an excuse, missed
I collapse and take the position of a drunk fetus

Got any cash?
I think the Greek place is still open, we could go there
"No, eating is cheating!"
Come on, I need to soak this up, does anyone know a Mac Drive?
"No, eating is cheating!"
Otherwise, we can go to the grocery store, get a baguette
Cut it in half, put some tuna in it and
"No, eating is cheating!"
Don't you have just two euros so I can go to the Little Casino?
"You're not even allowed to put your cup down to go pee"

I can drink water and pee whiskey
My body is a distillery
I swallow enough liquid to drown in an empty pool
I manage to keep the alcohol and spit out the apple juice
I vomit Bacardi, I do like the State, I expel rum
Anonymous alcoholic, I don't even know my name anymore
I hit all the bars on the street, I do parallel bars
Under pastis, I'm in Area 51, I crash
I take down more yellows than the Marines in Vietnam
My throat is Kevlar, the force with which I degrade myself
It's art, so bring the nectar
I'll drink anything, beet alcohol
Tequila shots, by the meter, by the kilometer, by the hectare, disaster!
In a state of ecstasy, time travel, vodka, jetlag
What do you mean there's no alcohol at the kebab place?
I make a pack disappear faster than a snack for a little obese kid
I'm not talking about writing verses when I say I finish too many sixteens

Hey, there's a lot of people at your place, compared to your fridge
"No, eating is cheating!"
Do you think the Chinese place still delivers at this hour
Or are they drunk too?
"No, eating is cheating!"
Hey, wouldn't you make some carbonara pasta, with ham
Croutons, swordfish
"No, eating is cheating!"
There's a can of ravioli left, we can microwave it and
"You're not even allowed to put your cup down to go pee"
Otherwise, we'll eat it raw, it's Lustucru after all

I'm not talking about her age if I say I wake up with a mature woman
With my hangover, if I shaved it would make sawdust
You want to know what I run on?
Apple vodka, Poliakov
Until I look like Grichka Bogdanov
"Shall I pour you a drop of Soho?"
Huh? That's for sissies, doll
Pour me alcohol mixed with bull balls
I flip to the other side, fuck Obiwan
I have a headache that would give a migraine to a Doliprane

It's my approach technique
I'm just a dirty drunk
Don't take the wheel after kissing me
Sadomasochist, how I mess myself up
I see double, I order half the bar before hearing the bell
A mix in each pocket, a flask in each sock
I've missed a lot of things in my life but not a breathalyzer test (never!)
Yeah, I go from shy to pathetic, pretty quickly
Enough sugar in me to exterminate all diabetics

I only drank a few shooters
And a few pints
So pour me a glass
So I can get wasted
La, la la, la la
La la, la la
La, la la, la la
La la, la la

Hey, there's a bit of booze left if you want
Oh guys, oh damn, Greenje, it's Greenje!
Greenje, damn, I knew it
You look the same from the back, you look the same from the back, Greenje
Gringe, it's Gringe
Guys, what are you doing, what are you doing
What are you doing tonight, what are you doing?
I have a party, damn, I have a party, are you coming with me guys!
What are you doing guys?
We're going to bed, we're heading home (what are you doing, what are you doing?)
We were at a party but, we had fun (stop it guys)
(I just ran into you, don't go home!)
It's cool but we're a bit tired, you know
Ah damn!

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