Are you sure you want to take the bus, we can walk there
Ah, that's dead, since my first steps, I've never walked again
Yeah, but there's only two stops, we'd get there faster on foot
And much faster if I didn't have my car to repair
Yeah, but you know Claude, the guy is careful with what he spends
Should have suspected that white spirit and oil would never make gasoline

It always starts with a handshake, a hug followed by a broken nose
That's how it goes at Rory MacDonald's
My girlfriend mustn't find out, I think all her friends saw me
But I couldn't help it, she has a great ass
Apparently she goes down faster than a corrupt boxer
Do you think I'm going to drop twenty bucks for a bit of raw salmon?
That's dead, you never know what they put in their Korean food
All I eat is GMO-based tortillas
If you still dip your chips in Mexican sauce
You might be bilingual in Spanish by the end of the weekend
There's a fire station down my street, I hear so many sirens
I feel like I'm living in a sound system
Haha, except when your neighbors are burning, there's no pull-up
So, I made a disgusting roll-up with three bits of cigarette
I watched "Scarface" on cable, I was there when you watched
In retrospect, Tony Montana, he sucks
He kills his friend, sends his sister to the psych ward
All to put a tiger in his garden, and snort coke

Yeah, but he's white though
That's nonsense, he's Cuban!
Yeah, but I'm talking about the tiger!
Damn

So stingy, he cooks his pasta with bath water (what, seriously?)
You're talking, he's too stingy to take a bath
He hides in the toilet at the time of the bill, to avoid paying
Even a YouTube video, he wouldn't want to share
He broke, from the first round, he got massacred
What's he doing, you think we missed him?
Pff, he'll never make it
Damn, this shit, it keeps playing
The more their hits are hammered, the more I want to hammer them

Shit, pass me your phone, I've already fucked up my 3G
We have internet, how do you fuck up your 3G?
Well, often I'm lazy or I can't remember the wi-fi code
How do you forget, the wi-fi code is "Gringe"

No matter the username, and it will be the same in ten years
Give me the most powerful computer, it wouldn't change anything because I'm so slow
I fall asleep and wake up clicking, that's the only way I feel alive
I've tuned my iPhone so much, it has feelings

Do you think animals have a sense of humor?
Uh, I don't know, but cat videos make me laugh.

I used to make the angriest ones laugh so they wouldn't beat me up
So, I took advantage of it to pick on the top of the class (hehehe)
I never had that problem, I was second (liar!)
For real, I gave up a few pairs under threat
The guys were squatting near my house, they were busting my balls no matter what I did
I always get a few chills every time I pass by
Do you know the one about the mechanic who smokes gasket joints?
Do you think the crazies in the subway are normal on the surface?
As long as you use fancy words, like, "he's pugnacious"
Is it my clothes that itch, or the first symptoms of the dass?
Damn, what time is it, we've been waiting for a long time?
I think some asshole strikers have screwed us
I was hitting on chicks on the net, I was making dirty jokes
Then, my girlfriend caught me, I never saw her again (haha, bastard)
By the way, I've never been a big fan of IAM
Damn, while, for me, it was my jam
I dreamed of looking like AKH, "Shadow is light", it was my Bible
But what do I care about the pharaohs, me
I was copying L'Skadrille's flows
I thought I was a thug with my pellet gun
For me, it was more like a weekend at grandma's, game of seven families

A brick, aging?
Population! Fertile period?
Ovulation! Ligue 2 match?
No action!

In manga stores, there's always a damn obnoxious geek
Who spoils the end of the series, you haven't finished volume two
A pimply guy who knows everything, who's part of the walls
I'm not here to have a reading report contest
There, he breaks his femur, Rory don't piss him off
In the ring, his opponents all got buried
The last one who played the hero ended up completely grafted
Isn't that your sister over there, with a big Despé?
Swinger stuff, I don't know, I wouldn't dare to try
Imagine you run into a friend's mother, it's true
When you sleep with a friend's mother, you have to show a minimum of respect

Hey, but, it's November 11th, isn't it a holiday?
Yes! So there's no bus?
Shit!
So we're two idiots waiting at a bus stop, on a holiday?
Shall we go home?

Two idiots at a bus stop, two idiots at a bus stop
It's just two idiots at a bus stop, two idiots at a bus stop
It's just two idiots at a bus stop, two idiots at a bus stop
It's just two idiots at a bus stop, two idiots at a bus stop

What are you doing, writing?
Yeah, I'm writing my CV
There's a ten-year gap here, I don't know where I've been
Seriously? Well yeah, but well
No, but, seriously, are you really writing your CV right now?
Well, of course I'm writing my CV, hey, me
Their single thing, if it doesn't work, what do I do?
Yeah, I see, then, there's no point in freaking out, uh
I mean, uh, it's not like we've never worked, uh
Here, take the controller

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