At the spring party, he met
With his buddies and the mammoth bottle of Lambrusco
On the plastic bag
With his few clothes stands Eduscho
Yes, Jupp is just raising his sail
And he takes you with him, at least he thinks so
And he tells his story early

On the program is a world trip
Like every day he tells what happened to him where
Coconuts and pack ice
And how he balanced over the equator
And overall, the thousand women he knew
And the knife fight, the thumb is missing
On his right hand

And once in Kathmandu
Where he played Skat with two Yetis
Some Negroes turned pale
From what our Jupp also had on top of everything
And then the crazy time as Robinson
In his own world, completely self-made
Oh man, who can do that?

Jupp tells of the gold rush
And how he danced Twist with a Cobra
From a checkered zebra,
The blonde fairy from Beijing, named Lola
Only from Stalingrad, he never tells
Where was Stalingrad, in which country is that
Stalingrad he never handles, somehow

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