(Far too kind)
Yeah
Ah

You come into the room and I wonder: "How
Can one get along with everyone? Black magic?"
Then you talk about social politics without stuttering
Brother, where do you change your AAA batteries?
M-m-m-may I ask, why does your look never look shabby?
Is everything about you artificial? (Naturally!)
And why are you always the better half
But talk about love like an Excel spreadsheet?
Your hairstyle says you've never headbanged
If I were to ramble, I'd say you're a reptilian
No wonder my head recognizes you as spam
Because you talk without "Uh" and "Uhm", uhm

At your home, every corner is dusted
I don't trust you
I've never seen you laugh at a dirty joke
I don't trust you

You're not crazy enough for me
As if you've never cursed in private
I'm alarmed when I'm near you
You have way too white teeth (way too white teeth)

Not even a stain on your shirt
I smell Eau de Toilette and not a human
Devil, you'll never get my soul
You have way too white teeth (way too white teeth)

You don't check out new places, go to Sylt year after year
You order the new Porsche and hope it fulfills you
German rap is too gross for you, German punk is too wild
You buy tickets for Helene and hope she takes a picture with you
Dude, you annoy me
Because only your portfolio is diverse
You're neither tough nor are you warm-hearted
You stand around in the corner, no one notices you

I've never seen you laugh at a dirty joke
I don't trust you
When you come, the floor gets wiped with you
I don't trust you

You're not crazy enough for me
As if you've never cursed in private
I'm alarmed when I'm near you
You have way too white teeth (way too white teeth)

Not even a stain on your shirt
I smell Eau de Toilette and not a human
Devil, you'll never get my soul
You have way too white teeth (way too white teeth)

You think I need plastic implants
You think my head has too little hair
I think you have, you have way too many teeth
(I think) You have, you have way too many teeth
(I think) You have, you have way too many teeth
(I think) You have, you have way too many teeth

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