After the huge successes of Left Rock: "Shit State!"
And Right Rock: "Homeland!"
Now new: Middle Rock!

I can understand both sides, I can understand both sides
Finally on the move with freedom of opinion (on the move)
I can understand both sides, I can understand both sides
Because decision remains uncomfortable (uncomfortable)

Back then when my alcoholic father hit me off my tricycle
I said soberly, "It always takes two"
A lion wants meat ragout from the striped gnu
I step in between and demand some culture of dispute
My wish for peace also applies to federal leagues (Peace)
I am most happy about a draw
Because I am indecisive, watch out for thigh slapper
I don't go into the voting booth without a camping stove
Because whether egg or chicken, meat or flowers
Police or hooligan, wine or fusel
Medicine or cough, scream or silence
Turkey or Putin, Masai or tourist
Taking sides is nice
But decision is unfortunately not easy, it remains an attempt
Every now and then I think the pigs have it good in a shit dictatorship
I am a changeable guy with the convert swag
Right after the first beer, the counter beer is chugged
I only make up my mind after a lot of pro and contra weighing
Do you also feel like having long, complicated sex, huh?

Write on my sign when I demonstrate at uprisings
"No trouble because of me"
When I smear BMWs with washable paint
"No trouble because of me" (no-o-o-oh)

I can understand both sides, I can understand both sides
Finally on the move with freedom of opinion (on the move)
I can understand both sides, I can understand both sides
Because decision remains uncomfortable (uncomfortable)

I stand up for the rights of sexuals
I want to help victims and criminals
That's why I take to the streets for freedom of speech
Roar like a Hulk cutout: "I abstain!"
Radicalized in a compromiser camp
I'm so hard in the middle, I wear XXM
Free gift to the extremist spinners
Not the right, not the left, no, the middle finger
Because whether cancer or doctor, gun or rabbit
DC or Marvel, comet or crater
I can understand both sides - stereo system
Bel Air or Harlem, commerce or Marx
Heart or reason, military or art
Again they nag, I should show my colors
But either way, this earth will be colorful
Look how I refuse every comment
"Yeah, finally nobody says it!" (Sorry)
Closing sentence: You want war, but who cares (nobody)
We tolerate what destroys us

Write on my sign when I demonstrate at uprisings
"No trouble because of me"
When I smear BMWs with washable paint
"No trouble because of me" (no-o-o-oh)

I can understand both sides, I can understand both sides
Finally on the move with freedom of opinion (on the move)
I can understand both sides, I can understand both sides
Because decision remains uncomfortable (uncomfortable)

I can understand both sides, I can understand both sides
Finally on the move with freedom of opinion (on the move)
I can understand both sides, I can understand both sides
Because decision remains uncomfortable (no trouble because of me)

Peace!

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