Good day, I would like a bouquet of roses
I have to pay a deposit for my women problem
I'm certainly not going home empty-handed
Because I allowed myself a little mishap
Hello darling, I fucked a baboon tonight
Don't worry, I thought of you while doing it
You must know that it was a slip-up
Sometimes I slip with my dick into a woman, Oops!
Forgive me that on your big day of joy
Only a scarecrow sat in my place
I was shopping and now have a private jet
You asked me where your credit card is
Now you know it, hey, hey! Look at me

I ate and digested your German Shepherd
I was nicer to your little sister than allowed
I confused you again with the toilet woman
I think I'll sleep better on the couch tonight
But if you get diamonds again tomorrow
And succumb to the shine, then you have amnesia!
And if you get diamonds again tomorrow
And succumb to the shine, then you have amnesia!

Good day, I would like a bucket of roses
It's as if I had to go to a confession pastor
So armed with a gift again
Before I make the confession to the offended wife
Hello darling, I'm down with Nazis!
Just kidding, but I have HIV
I also started slaughtering hostages again (Terrorstyle)
I just can't help it
I'm sorry that I'm on pills, red wine
I scream things into your ear, like the consolation prize, Power
Of habit, yes, I had another mishap,
That adorns your body, I'm a troublemaker
Nice song to evil game, You know me

I ate and digested your German Shepherd
I was nicer to your little sister than allowed
I confused you again with the toilet woman
I think I'll sleep better on the couch tonight
But if you get diamonds again tomorrow
And succumb to the shine, then you have amnesia!
And if you get diamonds again tomorrow
And succumb to the shine, then you have amnesia!

Clothes, jewels and a flower, look into my eyes, bitch
Clothes, jewels, you're getting tired, look into my eyes, bitch
Clothes, jewels, tiaras, look into my eyes, bitch
Clothes, jewels, it never happened

I ate and digested your German Shepherd
I was nicer to your little sister than allowed
I confused you again with the toilet woman
I think I'll sleep better on the couch tonight
But if you get diamonds again tomorrow
And succumb to the shine, then you have amnesia!
And if you get diamonds again tomorrow
And succumb to the shine, then you have amnesia!

Good day, I would like a ton of roses

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