I was at the driving range, just hitting some balls,
Saw that range bucket, standing so tall.
Slipped one in my pocket, thought no one would see,
Just a tiny little ball, whatu0027s it matter to me?

Feeling like a bandit, a golf course outlaw,
But soon I'd learn the rules, and the long arm of the law.

I stole a range ball, now I'm in the state pen,
Thought it was harmless, but I got caught on cam again.
From a little range bucket, to a big felony,
Now Iu0027ve got ten years to life, and they threw away the key.

Bragged to my buddies, said, “Check out my prize,”
They laughed till they cried, tears in their eyes.
But those security cameras, they see everything,
Next thing I knew, I was hearing sirens ring.

Officer said, “Son, whatu0027s that in your pants?”
Just a little range ball, didn't think I'd get the chance.

I stole a range ball, now I'm in the state pen,
Thought it was harmless, but I got caught on cam again.
From a little range bucket, to a big felony,
Now Iu0027ve got ten years to life, and they threw away the key.

Judge banged his gavel, said, “Boy, youu0027re done,”
“Stealing that range ball ain't a bit of fun.”
Tried to explain, “Itu0027s just a little sphere,”
But now Iu0027m doing time, losing all my cheer.

In the prison yard, thinking ‘bout my swing,
Wish I could undo that silly little thing.
From a range bucket heist, to a cellblock blues,
All for a golf ball, Iu0027m paying my dues.

I stole a range ball, now I'm in the state pen,
Thought it was harmless, but I got caught on cam again.
From a little range bucket, to a big felony,
Now Iu0027ve got ten years to life, and they threw away the key.

So when you're on the range, just let those balls be,
Don't slip one in your pocket, or you might end up like me.
A funny little prank, turned out pretty grim,
Now Iu0027m just a convict, all because of him.

I stole a range ball, now I'm in the state pen,
Thought it was harmless, but I got caught on cam again.
From a little range bucket, to a big felony,
Now Iu0027ve got ten years to life, and they threw away the key.

Yeah, I stole a range ball, now I'm in the state pen,
Thought it was harmless, but I got caught on cam again.
From a little range bucket, to a big felony,
Now Iu0027ve got ten years to life, and they threw away the key.