He woke up in a panic, heart racing like a drum,
Dreamed about the first tee all night, now the moment's come.
Hands trembling like an earthquake, can't get the tee in the ground,
Sweat pouring down his face, as his partners gather 'round.

First tee jitters, he's a nervous wreck,
His heartbeat pounds in his chest, can't get it to check.
First tee jitters, he's shaking like a leaf,
His heartbeat pounds in his chest, can barely find relief.

Took a deep breath, stepped up to the plate,
Knocked the ball off the tee, oh, what a fate.
Partners yell, ""ONE!"" and the laughter begins,
He's already counting his imagined wins.

First tee jitters, he's a nervous wreck,
His heartbeat pounds in his chest, can't get it to check.
First tee jitters, he's shaking like a leaf,
His heartbeat pounds in his chest, can barely find relief.

Eyes fixed on the fairway, he gave it a swing,
Blacked out for a second, didn't feel a thing.
Ball sliced out of bounds, into someone's yard,
c crash, a scream, his luck hit hard.

First tee jitters, he's a nervous wreck,
His heartbeat pounds in his chest, can't get it to check.
First tee jitters, he's shaking like a leaf,
His heartbeat pounds in his chest, can barely find relief.

Sirens blaring, neighbors shouting loud,
Broken window, angry crowd.
Filed a lawsuit, pain and suffering claimed,
First tee jitters, now his golf game's shamed.

Court date's set, his lawyer's in a suit,
cll from one bad swing, can't believe the route.
He still dreams about it, that fateful first tee,
Wishing he'd stayed home, watching golf on TV.

First tee jitters, he's a nervous wreck,
His heartbeat pounds in his chest, can't get it to check.
First tee jitters, he's shaking like a leaf,
His heartbeat pounds in his chest, can barely find relief.

So next time you're nervous, think of this tale,
Remember our hero, and how he did fail.
First tee jitters can get the best of us all,
But be careful out there, you might face a lawsuit call.