I roll up to the range with swagger and grace,
Got my bucket of balls, I'm ready to set the pace.
Every swing's a beauty, I'm the talk of the town,
When I launch that ball, it never comes down.
Folks gather ‘round just to watch me shine,
Whispering, “Who's that guy? Must be a pro in his prime!”
I wink at the ladies, they're swooning in awe,
“Wanna learn my secrets? Just follow my draw.”
I give ‘em tips like I'm teaching a class,
But playing on a course? Man, I'll take a hard pass.

I'm the driving range hero, king of this mat,
Crushing every shot, and that's a fact.
Spend all day here, ‘til my hands start to bleed,
But out on the course? That's not what I need.
Yeah, I'm the driving range hero, where my ego's intact,
On the course, I'd crumble—that's a cold, hard fact.

I'm slapping those balls like they owe me some cash,
Every swing's a sizzler, every drive's a smash.
Guys stop and stare, trying to catch my form,
But out on the course? I'd be far from the norm.
I talk club angles, spin rates, and loft,
But deep down inside, I'm really just soft.
Out here, I'm a legend, the range is my throne,
But put me on a course? I'd be crying alone.

I'm the driving range hero, the star of this place,
With a swing so sweet, I'm setting the pace.
From dawn until dusk, I'm the king of the stall,
But out on the fairways? Man, I'd drop the ball.
Yeah, I'm the driving range hero, where my ego can shine,
On the course, I'd crumble—I'm just biding my time.

There's something about this place that keeps me sane,
Where my ego's safe, where there's no disdain.
I'm invincible here, the master of the mat,
But out on the course? I'd swing like a hack.
The truth is simple, and it's hard to ignore,
That I'm scared of the course, and that's the real score.

I'm the driving range hero, where I'm top of the class,
But step onto the course? I think I'll pass.
I'll keep my throne right here, where the crowds adore,
On the course, I'd crumble—I don't want that anymore.
Yeah, I'm the driving range hero, and that's where I'll stay,
cfraid to face the fairways, so I'll just keep swinging away.