I got a secret weapon, it ain't a driver or a wedge,
It's my trusty ball retriever, extends out like a hedge.
Iu0027m the slowest on the course, don't care if youu0027re delayed,
When I find a Top Flite in the pond, man, my day's been made.

Oh, Iu0027m the ball retriever king, casting far and wide,
Stretch and reach, hook a ball, with a smile so wide.
Breathless like I caught a fish, heart's pounding in my chest,
Finding balls in the pond, that's when Iu0027m at my best!

People yell and scream, ""Hey, move it along!""
But Iu0027m too busy with my retriever, singing my own song.
That ball in the rough? Iu0027m coming for you, friend,
Finding you's my passion, itu0027s where my journey ends.

Oh, Iu0027m the ball retriever king, casting far and wide,
Stretch and reach, hook a ball, with a smile so wide.
Breathless like I caught a fish, heart's pounding in my chest,
Finding balls in the pond, that's when Iu0027m at my best!

Lost more games than I can count, my scoreu0027s always high,
But when I snag a Pro V1, youu0027ll hear my joyous cry.
Other golfers shake their heads, canu0027t understand my drive,
But with my trusty retriever, I truly come alive.

Iu0027ve got Callaways and Titleists, all covered in muck,
A bag full of treasures, who needs lady luck?
Extend my pole to ten feet, fishinu0027 in the pond,
When I find a Pinnacle, I can't get enough.

Oh, Iu0027m the ball retriever king, casting far and wide,
Stretch and reach, hook a ball, with a smile so wide.
Breathless like I caught a fish, heart's pounding in my chest,
Finding balls in the pond, that's when Iu0027m at my best!

So if you see me on the fairway, retriever in my hand,
Know Iu0027m on a mission, the greatest in the land.
Laugh if you want to, but Iu0027ll never give up the chase,
With my trusty ball retriever, Iu0027m always in first place!