An engineer told me before he died,
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A Hum - Titty Bum, Titty Bum, Titty Bum,
A Hum - Titty Bum, Titty Bum, Titty Bum.

An engineer told me before he died,
And I've no reason to believe he lied,
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He had a wife with a cunt so wide,
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He had a wife with a cunt so wide,
That she could never be satisfied,
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So he built a bloody great wheel,
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So he built a bloody great wheel,
Two brass balls and a prick of steel,
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The two brass balls he filled with cream,
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The two brass balls he filled with cream,
And the whole bloody issue was driven by steam
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He laid his wife upon the bed,
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He laid his wife upon the bed,
And tied her legs behind her head,
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He put the machine in a place to fuck,
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He put the machine in a place to fuck,
He switched it on and wished her luck,
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Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
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Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
In and out went the prick of steel,
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Up and down went the level of steam,
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Up and down went the level of steam,
Down and down went the level of cream,
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Now we come to the very sad bit,
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Now we come to the very sad bit,
There was no way of stopping it,
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She was split from cunt to tit,
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She was split from cunt to tit,
And the whole fucking issue was covered in shit,
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The moral of the story is,
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The moral of the story is,
Always fit a safety switch.
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