Chorus:
Young folk, old folk, everybody come,
To the darkie Sunday School and we'll have lots of fun,
Bring your sticks of chewing gum, and sit upon the floor,
We'll tell you Bible stories that you never heard before.

Now Adam was the first man, so we're led to believe,
He walked into the garden and bumped right into Eve,
There was no one to show him but he quickly found the way,
And that's the very reason why we're singing here today. Chorus

The Lord said unto Noah, "It's going to rain today."
So Noah built a fucking great Ark, in which to sail away,
The animals went in two by two, but soon got up to tricks,
Although they went in two by two, they came out six by six. Chorus

Moses in the bullrushes, all wrapped up in swathe,
Pharaoh's daughter found him,
When she went down to bathe,
She took him back to Pharaoh and said,
"I found him on the shore."
And Pharaoh winked his eye and said,
"I've heard that one before."
Chorus

King Solomon and King David, lived most immoral lives,
Spent their time a-chasing after other people's wives,
The Lord spake unto both of them,
And it worked just like a charm,
'Cos Solomon wrote the Proverbs and
David wrote the Psalms.
Chorus

Now Samson was an Israelite, and very big and strong,
Delilah was a Philistine, always doing wrong,
They spent the week together, but it didn't get very hot,
For Delilah ran off with an Eskimo, and then she broke it off. Chorus